Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Something to Read About While Contemplating Your Next Gawd-Awful Trip on a UAL RJ

What it's like to fly in Singapore Airlines' Suites Class.

3 comments:

Old NFO said...

You could rent an ENTIRE RJ for what you'll pay for that suite...

Comrade Misfit said...

So you'd have fifty or so open and mostly uncomfortable seats and all of the packages of nuts and bad coffee that you can consume. With one or two FAs who are barely making burger-flipping money.

Meh. Better to rent that suite.

CenterPuke88 said...

Mein Gott! That's a read. Absolutely incredible, and so symptomatic of the divisions in society today. First Class, so what...