Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Something to Read About While Contemplating Your Next Gawd-Awful Trip on a UAL RJ

What it's like to fly in Singapore Airlines' Suites Class.

3 comments:

Old NFO said...

You could rent an ENTIRE RJ for what you'll pay for that suite...

Comrade Misfit said...

So you'd have fifty or so open and mostly uncomfortable seats and all of the packages of nuts and bad coffee that you can consume. With one or two FAs who are barely making burger-flipping money.

Meh. Better to rent that suite.

CenterPuke88 said...

Mein Gott! That's a read. Absolutely incredible, and so symptomatic of the divisions in society today. First Class, so what...