Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Somebody was Underpaid for This

To be frank about it, I'm not about to switch insurance based on a commercial. But GEICO's "15 minutes can save you 15%" series approaches sheer genius at times.

A hell of a lot better than that apron-wearing bimbo for one of their competitors. For some reason, those idiots think that an animated box was an improvement.


LRod said...

The absolute best one, and one that we still stop and watch, every single time, is the, "did you know Old McDonald was a really bad speller?" one.

Pants wetting hilarious.

ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

Comrade Misfit said...

LRod, here you go.

Comrade Misfit said...

People are their own GEICO commercials.