Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, October 6, 2014

Hatred and Ignorance in Good Ole Georgia

First the hatred, some good old-fashioned antisemitism:
A historically Jewish fraternity’s house was the target of graffiti Sunday.

Emory University officials said Alpha Epsilon Pi was the target of “crude, offensive graffiti, including swastikas,” early Sunday morning, shortly after the end of the observance of Yom Kippur.
And now the ignorance, the anti-drug cops in Georgia can't tell the difference between pot and okra:
A Cartersville man is upset after he said investigators mistook a garden full of okra for marijuana plants.

The man growing the popular Southern food said a helicopter woke him up Wednesday and then he had deputies show up at his door.
The cops said that okra is similar to pot, in that both plants are green and have leaves.

3 comments:

D. said...

". The cops said that okra is similar to pot, in that both plants are green and have leaves."

HIDE YOUR TOMATOES!!!!

drouse said...

He ought to plant a patch of poison ivy(oak?) and invite them to go take a close look. Hey officer, I think I see a bud waay back in the back.

BadTux said...

Look, everybody knows that okra is a gateway vegetable. First they're doing okra. Next thing you know, they're doing eggplant and cucumbers. The horror, oh the horror!