Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, September 13, 2014

OMG, Here Come the Mall Cops!


Your argument is invalid.
Posted by on or about 18:56
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4 comments:

Old NFO said...

I want to see somebody shoot a .308 off one of those... :-)

9/13/2014 8:11 PM
Deadstick said...

OK, those things only work well on pavement, so look out demonstrators...

9/13/2014 10:18 PM
BadTux said...

I said "Photo shop!" then went looking for the provenance of that photo. Those are actual Chinese cops in Beijing, a bit before the Olympics, in fact they're part of an "elite" anti-terrorism squad drilling for a response to a terrorist attack.

- Badtux the Music Penguin`

9/14/2014 1:13 AM
CenterPuke88 said...

Actually, Segway also produces an "Adventure" model with off-road tires, mudflaps, and a ruggedized frame. That's what the owner of the company with the production rights to the Segway (Jim Heselden) was riding as he bopped off a 42' cliff in Yorkshire in 2008. He died.

9/14/2014 8:47 AM

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