Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Chair Force Security

Must be nice.


I can't think of any other service where a flight line security guard would be permitted to stand post while seated in a leather executive swivel chair.

To the Air Force, "roughing it" is having to stay in a three-star hotel.

6 comments:

Old NFO said...

Yep, probably stolen from the maintenance office...

BadTux said...

Chairborne! ROFL.

Anonymous said...

Why has he been roped off?

Comrade Misfit said...

I'm assuming that he's "guarding" that B-2, or whatever aircraft's wing is across the top of the photo.

Marc said...

The enlisted in the Air Force got it right - send the highest trained, highest paid personnel off to fight.

bearsense said...

Not from the maintainence office ... the golf course