Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Caturday

Jake, napping on his favorite chair.


Still and quiet feline form,
In the sun, asleep and warm.
His tail is limp, his whiskers drooped.
Man, what could make this cat so pooped?
-Calvin, of Calvin & Hobbes.

I couldn't find that particular strip, so this one will have to do.

4 comments:

Nangleator said...

Is this a new member of the family?

Comrade Misfit said...

No, that's good ol' Jake. I'll edit the post to add in his name.

w3ski said...

I have 5 new babies from a "ferral" mom. I am in heaven. They are so sweet and just starting to get personalities.
They are so very cute and sweet and they are only 3 weeks old!
w3ski

lisahgolden said...

He is so peaceful there all curled up. And the poem asks the best question of all.