Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Caturday

When I was traveling last week, my cats stayed at a friend's house. This is feeding time, with, from left to right, Rocky, Bella and Gracie.

George is giving me plenty of attitude. He's very good at it.

Jake is sleeping. He's good at that, as well.

Gracie the queen. I took one of the heated cat beds along for her.

4 comments:

PhysioProf said...: Gracie crackes me uppe! She's all like "You *do* realize I am Empress of the Universe, right? RIGHT!?"; 4/30/2011 8:58 AM
jbrock said...: Yeah, I was really getting a kick out of Gracie's expression too.

Bit of Maine Coon in there someplace?; 4/30/2011 6:40 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: jbrock, I don't think she does. Her mother didn't, nor did any of the other kittens in her litter. Look at the old photos of Sweetie.; 4/30/2011 9:18 PM
suz said...: Wow, that's some stink-eye on George!; 5/02/2011 7:00 PM