Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 25, 2024

Happy Holidays

To all who read this little blog, whether you've just come by or you're a regular.

To those who have crossed over, like Lurch, William the Coroner, Neptunus Lex, Jeff Huber and others, you aren't forgotten.

Happy holidays, in whatever holiday you commemorate, to you, your loved ones, and yes, your cats. Even, albeit reluctantly, to the denizens of the Banhammer List.

If you have family and friends, shut off your computers, put down your phones (except for taking pictures) and enjoy an unplugged day.

3 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

And to you, Comrade, Hanukkah sameach this evening!

Pigpen51 said...

Happy Holidays to you and yours as well. I am just waiting for wife and 28 year old daughter to get ready for a unique Christmas trip, we are seeing movies today. My lovely wife and myself will see the Bob Dylan biopic and Daughter will see Nosferatu or some such.
Wishing you a prosperous upcoming year, and thanks for putting up with my often rambling comments.

Eck! said...

All the best for the holiday season and upcoming new year.

Eck!