Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, July 31, 2022

Happy Birthday, Rorge

3 comments:

Ten Bears said...

LOL ~ what was the dog's name? The talking dog, that uttered Rorge in what should go viral as a needle skip. And where's my flying car!? I was promised a flying car!

[Kinda' spendy, flying motorcycle]

DTWND said...

Astro

Dale

Eck! said...

The dog I know was rastro in pronunciation rather than Astro. ;)

Sally and Jane never mind Cogswell and Spacely.

My favorite line:

500 channels and still nothing to watch!


Eck!