Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, May 3, 2025

Why Catholics Are Not Now Pillaging and Burning Mar-a-Lago is Beyond My Understanding

One would think that this would be deeply insulting, if not downright blasphemous.

If a reporter asked him what he thought of the Bible, he'd say something along the lines of: "It's a very good book, the best ever. Lots of meaningful stories."

5 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

What does religion and thinking have to do with each other?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE

dan gerene said...

When asked about the Bible, Trump would also add how much he helped Jesus write it in English but being so humble he let him take all the credit.

JustMusing said...

I'll settle for a lightning strike.

Sarah said...

One reason: Abortion. The GOP is not done with that yet.

Comrade Misfit said...

Ah, yes, the Cult of the Fetus.