Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't have it come out of your mouth.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, May 9, 2025

The FLOSS Is Losing His Mind

He thinks Mattel is a country.

No snark can match that.

5 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Comrade, as we speak, Mattel is marshaling battalions of Hot Wheels ridden by a diverse and inclusive range of Barbies to assault the White House. The horror! A fifth column of DEI! Ken, Ken, save us, you're our only hope!

Doug T. said...

Television an movies have had many exceedingly talented writers over the years, but even they could not make up this shit.

Eck! said...

An army of monkeys and typewriters would be stunned!

Eck!

JustMusing said...

The addled self-appointed pontiff doesn't know history, or geography, or how re-shoring manufacturing is lengthy and costs a bundle, or what constitutes taxes. But somehow someway tariffs will make us all rich and he can win negotiations with a concept or vague process. World leaders need to link arms, defy, and punish this SOB bully until he caves.

Our dear slobbering leader will want to put tariffs on Lego Land next, make it a state, or rename it to The Brixpanse – A galaxy of bricks and zero adult supervision.

Mad King Trash's idiocy is infinite.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Just more flood the zone. Makes gelt for the 7X24 news media eyeball industry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_zo0FiNheI