Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, May 8, 2025

Someone Even Too Crazy for the FLOSS

President Donald Trump said Thursday that he would pull his nomination of Ed Martin Jr. to be the top federal prosecutor for the nation’s capital, bowing to bipartisan concerns about the conservative activist’s modest legal experience and divisive politics.

Trump abandoned his pick to lead the nation’s largest U.S. Attorney’s office two days after a key Republican senator said he could not support Martin for the job due to his defense of rioters who stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.

Trump knows that few will care about his yanking a loser, but he won't look as powerful if one of his MAGA Batshitters loses a confirmation vote. Especially for a job where almost everyone is rubber-stamped into place.

So all of those stupid letters that MArtin was sending out to scientific journals and schools can go right into the shredder (if they haven't already).

But don't worry. He'll get a six-figure job as a legal analyst on Fox News.

1 comment:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Send in the clowns
Trump Names Fox News’ Jeanine Pirro Acting US Attorney General

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-names-fox-news-jeanine-231751935.html