Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, May 1, 2023

Tacopina Knows He's Screwed the Pooch; Grumpy Trumpy Felon Ed.

Former President Donald Trump's lawyer Joseph Tacopina has requested a mistrial in the E. Jean Carroll rape case, accusing the judge of acting unfairly in favor of Carroll.

My guess is that Tacopina filed the motion because his client told him to. Whining about people being so, so unfair to him is a hallmark of the World's Oldest Toddler.

If not that, it could be because Tacopina may believe that his overly aggressive cross-examination of Carroll isn't playing well. That might have worked fifty years ago, but times have changed.

6 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Trump knows he screwed the pooch ... He's in Scotland

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Taco was yesterday's news awhile ago https://nymag.com/nymag/advertorial/leaders/2016/tacopina-seigel/

Unvetted Imus appearance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1l-5vpL6sA

Ten Bears said...

In Ireland today, where to next: Saudi Arabia?

Comrade Misfit said...

Maybe to Moscow, to visit his new dacha and check on the progress on the renovations? Or, maybe to Dubai, to see his new apartment, four floors above Eric Prince?

CenterPuke88 said...

Comrade, I would really appreciate him flying into Moscow and having an equipment failure there on Trump Farce One…that would be sooooooooo sweet.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Meanwhile the Iranians are licking their lips at the Scottish chance.