Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.


ICE MURDERS PEOPLE! DEFUND ICE!

Saturday, September 13, 2014

OMG, Here Come the Mall Cops!


Your argument is invalid.

4 comments:

Old NFO said...

I want to see somebody shoot a .308 off one of those... :-)

Deadstick said...

OK, those things only work well on pavement, so look out demonstrators...

BadTux said...

I said "Photo shop!" then went looking for the provenance of that photo. Those are actual Chinese cops in Beijing, a bit before the Olympics, in fact they're part of an "elite" anti-terrorism squad drilling for a response to a terrorist attack.

- Badtux the Music Penguin`

CenterPuke88 said...

Actually, Segway also produces an "Adventure" model with off-road tires, mudflaps, and a ruggedized frame. That's what the owner of the company with the production rights to the Segway (Jim Heselden) was riding as he bopped off a 42' cliff in Yorkshire in 2008. He died.