Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise

T-33:


Time was that you could find a T-33 in damn near every A&P school in the country, as the Air Force donated a buttload of them to the schools.

3 comments:

Deadstick said...

It's not as loud as the sound of the gas pump...;-)

LRod said...

T-Bird!

Well, Miami-Dade Junior College (where I got my license/ratings) didn't have one, but we did have a cockpit simulator of one.

In the '60s and early '70s, though, every Air Force base had them. It was a standing joke in ZJX (where we had six AFBes) that you could tell when it was the end of the month as our skies filled with T-Birds, as desk jockeys got out in them en masse so they could get enough hours in before the 30th to keep their flight pay.

The problem was, even though they were a jet, they were a jet in the same category as a Slow-tation (Citation)—not much more than 400 KTAS when all the carriers were doing 500 (before the fuel crunches).

They were also the original stealth aircraft. Not a problem when the transponder was working, but they were notoriously hard to see with skin paint (primary radar).

I can't remember the last time I worked one—probably in the '80s, but we never got very many of them at ZAU anyway, with no AFBes in our area.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

Anonymous said...

The RCAF flew the Canadair built version until 2005. The main difference was the use of a Rolls-Royce Nene engine. There was a specially modified two-seater that was used for ejection seat testing.

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