Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, June 2, 2014

The Stupid Assholes of Texas, Open Carry Edition

They think that they are doing something good for gun rights, but as noted here, they're not helping. Not a frigging bit. Cripes, even Rick Perry apparently thinks that they're idiots.

Unless they're a false-flag operation for the Bloomberg groups.

BadTux is right, open carry of rifles and shotguns makes as much sense as carrying a chainsaw into a restaurant. It goes further, of course, would you go out to dinner while carrying a 16lb sledge-hammer? After all, something might come up in the middle of the meal and you'd have to mine another three tons of #9 coal.

OC-Texas may be well-meaning. But they are about as much help as a tanker truck of gasoline at a fire.

Please, guys, I beg of you: Stay the fuck home.

2 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

The good/bad news is they are genuine gun rights supporters. I have the unfortunate pleasure of knowing a few, and as Bad Tux surmised they are white and afraid they've lost "their country". The bullying behavior of the local branch is simply a byproduct of the rancor in the political discussion these days combined with entitled bullies carrying their security blankets, er, guns.

Comrade Misfit said...

I'm a gun rights supporter, but I'm not an "open carry of rifles and shotguns in built-up areas" supporter. It's just moronic.