Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, June 6, 2014

Asshats With Lasers

The FBI is offering a ten-grand reward for information about people who shine lasers at aircraft.

The penalty for illuminating an aircraft with a laser is up to five years in prison. If the laser interferes with the operation of the targeted aircraft, that's up to twenty years in prison.

Which, to my way of thinking, are both light sentences. I'd want to see them be forced to kneel on the ramp of the nearest airport and then shot.

2 comments:

Ole Phat Stu said...

What's the position in the USA on shooting down drones?

And on cyber-napping them?

Comrade Misfit said...

Don't know. If the Feds define a drone as an "aircraft", then the same laws would apply.