Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

When Someone You Know Is Sick, Don't Be a Dick

The way to avoid being a putz when someone you know is seriously ill turns out to be a pretty simple concept.

It's called the Ring Theory of Kvetching.
Posted by on or about 07:55

4 comments:

D. said...

Thanks. Sometimes I forget. ;-)

7/30/2013 10:45 AM
Old NFO said...

Thanks!

7/30/2013 12:31 PM
w3ski said...

again, thanks. very well said.
w3ski

7/30/2013 1:07 PM
Deadstick said...

One additional caution. If someone is gravely ill, or has any other great misfortune, NEVER say ANYTHING that begins with "At least..."

7/30/2013 5:54 PM

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