Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Caturday

Bella:



1 comment:

w3ski said...

I hope Bella is enjoying her 'only cat' status. My old gal was enjoying life as the elder cat with only two others. Now she has to accept 5 growing kitties and while she is mostly peaceful about it, I can tell when she is getting crowded. I just so want her to stay around long enough to teach the new kits disrespect for dogs. My old gal here grew up in a special household where even large dogs were scared of the cats.
She is the last of that linage and it needs to be passed on.
Nothing in the world like the sight of a 100 pound Saint Bernard slikning away from a 6 pound old cat. She has Cattitude! And, she is of royal linage, she is a "Turkish Van", a cat known for attitude from the start.
Quite a find as a young stray.
She has taught me much about cats.
w3ski