Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Caturday; All's Right With the World Edition

Jake was snoozing this morning on his heated cat bed.


Posted by on or about 10:38
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3 comments:

w3ski said...

There is nothing in this world like a 'warm, sleeping, purring Cat, to make a home.
I currently share my chair with just such a beast and it is wonderful.
w3ski

10/27/2012 4:43 PM
Phil said...

I just got back from the vet with my varmint, $140 for an exam and 3 booster shots.
Less than a half hour,do the math.

I'm in the wrong business.

10/27/2012 5:10 PM
Eck! said...

Yes, and we do it willingly for them. ;)

Local cat here was treated to a raw shrimp, a bit of Cod
and chicken cooked for him. We ate some too.

Happiness is a warm cat.

Eck!

10/28/2012 9:17 PM

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