Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, October 13, 2025

The TOFF Speaketh

He's speaking to the Knesset right now. I tuned in for a few seconds, he was blathering about "gas stations in the sky".

Back in the day, I was on a ship that made a port visit to Haifa. I signed up for a bus tour that, as a bonus, drove past the Knesset building. The tour guide identified the building as "our national circus".

So it's fitting that our Orange National Clown is speaking to the Israeli National Circus.

1 comment:

squiregeek said...

I hear we have a couple of those in DC.