Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, February 4, 2025

Trump Got Rolled By Mexico and Canada

Demented Donnie is crowing that Mexico agreed to put 10,000 troops on the border. He didn't know that those troops, and more, are already there. Canada agreed to border security measures that they already had agreed to.

My guess is that he panicked. The stock markets were beginning to tank and he seized upon an illusion of a deal in order to stop the slide.

Oh, sure, the MAGA Morons are claiming that he's a master negotiator, but the Senile Felon couldn't negotiate a raincheck at a grocery store.

3 comments:

Eck! said...

I was prepared to see the continuation of Fridays DOW plunge if he
hadn't backed off. I still put that around the necks of the rethugs!

Master negotiator, that fantasy, they meant masturbater.

Eck!

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Like this?
https://x.com/MikeSington/status/1652004671383552000?lang=en

MarkS said...

Wouldn't be surprised if he loaded up on the stocks that fell the most, then settled. Also interesting to see which congresscritters insider traded on it.