Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, June 12, 2017

This Cat Will Soon Have a Job

Posted by on or about 08:54
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2 comments:

Nangleator said...

"House sit my cat?"
"Sure!"
Middle of the night 9-1-1 call: "There's a man somewhere in this house, and I can't find him!"

6/12/2017 9:09 AM
The New York Crank said...

That's not the cat you hear. That's a fat man belching out of camera range. Listen again.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

6/12/2017 11:47 AM

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