Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Shorter Trump: "I Stand With Syria and Nicaragua!"

President *Trump and Shadow-President Bannon are moving along on their goal to make the United States the largest rogue nation on the planet. Trump's remarks boil down to "fuck the future, what has it ever done for me?"

And that is all.

6 comments:

Paul W said...

notice how trump is doing this right after returning from a trip to Europe where he got slighted and embarrassed (usually because of his own bullying acts towards the other leaders).

to quote trump "We don't want other leaders and other countries laughing at us anymore, and they won't be."

his fee-fees got hurt, so now he's punching back like the wounded 8-year-old bully that he is.

bluemoonfever said...

Nicaragua didn't sign the accord because they didn't think it went far enough, so we stand with Syria, and they've been kind of occupied lately.

CenterPuke88 said...

I love how he said he was elected to represent Pittsburgh, not Paris....but the speechwriter failed to do a simple check, Pittsburgh voted for Hillary by over 15%. Why not use "Paris, TX, not Paris, France"? So much for hiring the best.

Ten Bears said...

They're laughing at us now. ROTFLTAO

dinthebeast said...

The Rude Pundit pointed out that his use of Pittsburgh in the speech shows just how little he knows about this country as it exists right now:

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2017/06/ignorant-friendless-and-uncaring-trumps.html

-Doug in Oakland

B said...

No bias or hyperbole in that article.

I like how he claims everyone opposed to the Paris agreements are 'Climate Deniers" even though there is no model of "Glowball Warminginging" that actually works, and there has been no warming for more that 15 years. Science, and all that, you know.

The Paris agreements were another attempt to redistribute wealth and productivity to other countries.