Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, June 5, 2017

"Airport Security is Not a Joking Matter."

But there should be an exception when the public address system is labeled "IED".

5 comments:

B said...

Heh.

Winder what the letters stand for?

deadstick said...

The google is your friend. http://archive.iedaudio.com/products/default.aspx?gid=2284

dinthebeast said...

That reminds me of a conversation I overheard when I was living in the foundry building in which this guy was telling his friend that his brother had had his leg blown off by an IUD in Iraq...

-Doug in Oakland

deadstick said...

"had his leg blown off by an IUD "

Could have been worse.

dinthebeast said...

He was serious, so I didn't want to make fun of him, but god damn it was funny.

-Doug in Oakland