Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, September 18, 2015

What Do I Keep Saying, Over and Over and Over?

Never talk to the FBI.
A friend of the alleged Charleston church shooter pleaded not guilty Friday to charges of lying to investigators and concealing information and his bond was set at $100,000. ... Court documents unsealed Friday said Meek told an FBI agent that he did not know specifics about Dylann Roof’s plan to shoot churchgoers during a Bible study in Charleston, but the FBI says that was a lie.
Or, for that matter, any other Fed. (Unless you're in a regulated business and you have to.)

1 comment:

BadTux said...

And if you have to (because it's required for a license or whatever), say as little as possible. Learned that from a lawyer when filling out the paperwork for an export license. He took my text of what we were exporting and turned it into a 5 word sentence that was so vague that it could have described anything. His point being that if any detail in the long description could be misconstrued we could have legal repercussions for "lying" to the Feds.

Things are fucked up, when you can't even tell the truth to the Feds anymore without the possibility of jail.