Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, May 25, 2014

STOP NAMING THESE CLOWNS, ALREADY!!

OK, so some bitter sexually-frustrated punk hopped into his daddy's Beemor and went on a homicidal rampage.

Please, everyone: Stop referring to these shitbirds by their real names. Deny them the fame that they seek. I've said this time and time again, and I'm going to keep at it.

This one, for example, shall be referred to on this blog as the Santa Barbara Asswipe.

Beyond that, Asswipe apparently went on a homicidal rampage because he couldn't get laid. Back in the day, the cure for that malady was a few copies of some soft porn mags and masturbation. But no, guess that didn't occur to Asswipe.

Update: Asswipe's family supports gun control. Because then, Asswipe would have only killed three people (the ones he knifed to death), plus whoever he had managed to run over with his Beemer.

5 comments:

Eck! said...

yes, ban guns but don't control their devil spawn.

We have a case where a social misfit that managed likely as a sociopath to convince the cops on several occasions he's fine while rich parents and their shrink had him running loose. This is not one of those "quiet boys that never did anything", he was out there and overt.

Yes, just one wore law will fix it.

The law should be "Pull your head out of your ass everyone law"!

Eck!

Murphy's Law said...

So because daddy was too busy making movies about teens killing other teens, somehow it's my fauly that the kid that he neglected and ignored went off the rails?

Comrade Misfit said...

His big complaint was that he couldn't get laid. So he can afford a BMW, but not a hooker?

S O said...

http://9gag.com/gag/axNw6DW

Unknown said...

Decades ago, I saw a FBI profiler speak. He said he'd been pleading with the media to STOP focusing on these individual murderers because that just motivates more of them.

He said that far worse than typical "copy cat" crimes, we are telling these guys (essentially always guys) that they will become famous, with their faces seen by all and all their "suffering" will be known to all if only they go out and do this shit.

Yes, we need to know about the crimes, but we do not need to make these assholes famous.

STOP IT!