Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Don't Fuck With Marines


4 comments:

Grung_e_Gene said...

Little Known Fact FMF stands for Field Day Marine Force...

Anonymous said...

Uncle Sams Maintenance Crew was how we referred to ourselves around the barracks Mike R

Borepatch said...

I am quite happy that my nephew the Lance Corporal spent his time in Fallujah policing trash from the concertina wire. And now I'm a Great Uncle, which is a little strange but quite nice.

He missed the "action", but we didn't mind.

Borepatch said...

Oh, and this Graham Norton episode with Liam Nesson is not to be missed.

I've been a Graham fan for the last 10 or 12 years, for precisely this sort of thing.