Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Don't Fuck With Marines


Posted by on or about 16:09
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4 comments:

Grung_e_Gene said...

Little Known Fact FMF stands for Field Day Marine Force...

5/31/2014 4:40 PM
Anonymous said...

Uncle Sams Maintenance Crew was how we referred to ourselves around the barracks Mike R

5/31/2014 6:32 PM
Borepatch said...

I am quite happy that my nephew the Lance Corporal spent his time in Fallujah policing trash from the concertina wire. And now I'm a Great Uncle, which is a little strange but quite nice.

He missed the "action", but we didn't mind.

6/01/2014 8:43 PM
Borepatch said...

Oh, and this Graham Norton episode with Liam Nesson is not to be missed.

I've been a Graham fan for the last 10 or 12 years, for precisely this sort of thing.

6/01/2014 8:49 PM

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