Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, January 1, 2012

It's 2012, So Where Is All of This Shit?

Orbiting space stations which generate their own synthetic gravity by rotation:


Colonies on the Moon:


Manhattan as a prison island:


Robots:


If this is the promised future, then I want a refund.
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4 comments:

squiregeek said...

I'm still holding out for my personal jet-pack, though given the national obsession with gaining weight, moving sidewalks might be a better bet.

1/01/2012 7:13 AM
OldRetiredDude said...

Be careful what you ask for! ;-) Happy New Year!

1/01/2012 10:46 AM
w3ski said...

Hey, give the Chinese some time. They are working on the Space Station and Moon Bases already.
Besides 1984 life was a bit late, but now it's here. Try to be paitient. We have all kinds of Fail ahead.
w3ski

1/01/2012 1:52 PM
Spud said...

Because we are ruled by "The little house on the prairie" mentality.
TPTB want the population and control of that period. Science is evil ,don't you know....

1/02/2012 5:09 AM

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