Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Turf Wars

Between the ATF and the FBI.

Before Chimpy's massive reorganization of the Federal police apparatus in 2002, the goons from ATF were part of the Treasury Department. Now, both the ATF and the FBI are in the Department of Justice. (The ATF would like you to forget that there was a time in the 1930s that they were a part of the FBI.)

You'd think that there would be some way to get these clowns in the same room and knock their frelling heads together in order to get them to grow up and start acting like adults. Sadly, no, it seems.

This question is unanswered: If the two agencies are racing each other to get to the scenes of high-profile crimes, are there other crimes that should be investigated but they are both ignoring, because those crimes didn't make the news?
Posted by on or about 07:15

1 comment:

Cirze said...

Thanks, EB!

And who benefits because of this splitting of authority?

Just askin'.

S

If the two agencies are racing each other to get to the scenes of high-profile crimes, are there other crimes that should be investigated but they are both ignoring, because those crimes didn't make the news?

9/16/2009 9:05 PM

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