Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, February 22, 2025

Musk's Brownshirts

The US Marshals Service has deputized members of Elon Musk’s private security detail, giving them certain rights and protections of federal law enforcement agents, three law enforcement officials familiar with the matter told CNN.

As far as I can tell, deputizing mercs/pinks is pretty rare. Now his goons get to have the DoJ defend them when they "accidentally" shoot someone and they can draw on the qualified immunity doctrine instead of being liable for their fuckery like any other mall cop.

4 comments:

Eck! said...

Remember the correct pronunciation of DOGE is DOG-E, or simply the
SS (Schutzstaffel). Calling them Dog E seems to annoy them.


Eck!

JustMusing said...

Next up: Congress and the Senate will open carry weapons of choice.

dan gerene said...

If they are now deputized did they have to go through the same background checks and training as a US Marshal? Or does just saluting in the Musk way meet all the qualifications. Maybe they could give them all astronaut licenses with just one test. They all get into a Musk rocket with Musk and then see if they can make into orbit and back, flying manually.

DTWND said...

Excellent idea Dan. Let’s see if there is an unscheduled deconstruction of the space rocket too.

Dale