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Showing posts with label Christian Taliban. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christian Taliban. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Texas is For Racists

Texas is doing this absolute best to promote Christian nationalism and deny that racism has been a problem, including whitewashing the Klan as much as possible. For example, the Tulsa Massacre in 1921 is now deemed a "riot".

Scratch a person who says that America is a Christian nation and you'll find a racist and a religious bigot.

Saturday, June 27, 2026

Sunday, April 26, 2026

MAGA Moron at Work

This is a little wild:

The Greek Orthodox Church lost control of St. Sophia before Columbus sailed to start the conquest of the Western Hemisphere, when the Ottomans (cool it, JD) took Constantinople. So I don't know what this clown is on about. I mean, I have no regard for Lindsey Graham, but it's not his fault that the Byzantine Empire fell to the Ottoman Empire almost six hundred years ago.

But since when have facts mattered to religious zealots like the Christian Taliban?

Sunday, July 6, 2025

Mike Johnson to Texas Flood Victims: Fuck You, Yer On Yer Own

That's pretty much his message, but he gussied it up with the usual blather about thoughts and prayers.

In other words:

Thursday, January 16, 2025

Questions and an Observation


The same questions sort of apply to the felon-in-chief, except that I suspect that he is not as wealthy as he pretends to be.

And now this:

There is nothing good. I can say about that man, either. I would not be surprised to learn that his diet includes helpings of roasted puppies. He seems to be truly evil, a man who uses the Bible to justify whatever ill intent he has for everybody else.

Tuesday, December 17, 2024

The Christian Taliban and School Shootings

It has seemed to me, that after the vast majority of school shootings, you can count on some Christian nujob whining that none of them would have happened if we allowed formal prayer in schools.

But the last couple of shootings have been at Christian religious private schools, where, one would presume, there is an abundance of formal (compulsory) prayer.

That would seem to me as pretty good evidence that prayer, as a way of preventing school shootings, is roughly as effective as summoning the League of Armed Unicorns.

Wednesday, November 27, 2024

If You Are Pregnant and in Texas, You Are Gambling With Your Life

Because if you have a miscarriage, the doctors in Texas will cheerfully let you bleed out instead of treating you using best practices. It keeps happening.

The women who bleed out and die during miscarriages are a blood sacrifice to the Christian Taliban's Cult of the Fetus. Those who call themselves "pro-life" are bathing in the blood of dead women.

Sunday, November 24, 2024

Oklahoma Public Schools: Bibles, not Competence

While Oklahoma fights to put Bibles in all of its classrooms, it's worth noting that almost every quality assessment ranking that one can find puts Oklahoma public schools at or near the bottom. They are worse than the states that traditionally had the worst schools in the country: Alabama and Mississippi.

One has to wonder why the state school administrators are engaging in culture wars instead of doing the hard work of ensuring that their charges receive a quality education.

But we know the answer to that. Engaging in culture wars impresses the mouthbreathing anacephanic MAGAs. Giving their kids a quality education might mean teaching them to think and evaluate on their own, rather than accept the intellectual bilge being shoveled out by their parents and pastors. And we simply can't have that, can we.

Tuesday, October 29, 2024

Hmmm

The TOFF and widdle Elon have seventeen kids between them by six women.

Now, imagine if they were both women. Imagine the utter meltdown that the Right and the Christian Taliban would be having. Imagine the attack ads they would be running. Imagine the 24/7 misogyny from Republicans.

But when men do it, such as both of those Russian Assets, silence.

Anyway, just tossing this in:



The FOFF can't bring himself to denounce speakers at his MSG hate rally, instead, calling it an "absolute love fest."

Saturday, October 5, 2024

Oklahoma Christian Taliban Sleeps With Trump

The Christian Talibanistas who control the school system there are requiring that the Bibles that will be placed in school are the FOFF's brand. Which sell for $60-90 a copy and you know, don't you, that there is no such thing as a volume discount for Trumpist merch.

Three million taxpayer dollars to buy Bibles from Felon^34 or his drug-addled kid.

Stupid and/or corrupt seems to describe Baja Kansas.

Sunday, August 25, 2024

The Lying Sofaphile

Republican vice presidential candidate JD Vance says Donald Trump would not support a national abortion ban if elected president and would veto such legislation if it landed on his desk.

The TOFF lies and so does the Couching Hillbilly. Demented Donnie has been bleating for years that he is oh, so proud of appointing the Christian Nationist justices who struck down reproductive freedom. He has proposed a national abortion ban before. The only reason he is backing away from that is because only his American Taliban supporters want one.

You could lay a good bet that if he got in and a MAGA congress sent him such a bill, he would sign it in a New York second. I doubt that you'd get odd, though.

Tuesday, August 6, 2024

Hurricane Forecasts if the FOFF Wins

They'll be made by divination and looking at the entrails of sheep. Because the Christianist conservatives want to get rid of the National Weather Service and the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration. Which includes the National Hurricane Center. They want to sell off the airplanes used to track and research hurricanes and, in short, turn everything over to the private sector.

At the present time, the fact that anyone can get forecast and weather products for free from the government acts as a check on companies that provide forecasts. If the TOFF and his acolytes kill off the NWS, then the skies will be the limit for what it will cost to get weather information.

I see two basic principles for Projet 2025 and the lunatic who wants to be the FOFF's CoS: Embracing Christian fascism and pushing the selling off of government functions that began under Good Ol' Racist Ronnie.

Saturday, July 6, 2024

Betcher Ass the Christian Taliban (and the COFF) Want to Bring This Back

"The American Plan", in which women could be arrested and held without charges for no good goddamned reason at all.

It was another idea of the Wilson administration. Wilson was probably the most bigoted American president in between Andrew Jackson and Richard Nixon. He only approved of white Southerners and their genteel/subservient women.

But you know, don't you, that the Christofascists want to bring it back.

Thursday, June 27, 2024

This Christian Nationalist Religious Indoctrination in Baja Kansas Is Brought to You by the TOFF and His Supremes

Oklahoma’s top education official ordered public schools Thursday to incorporate the Bible into lessons for grades 5 through 12, the latest effort by conservatives to incorporate religion into classrooms.

The directive drew immediate condemnation from civil rights groups and supporters of the separation of church and state, with some calling it an abuse of power and a violation of the U.S. Constitution.

The order sent to districts across the state by Republican State Superintendent Ryan Walters says adherence to the mandate is compulsory and “immediate and strict compliance is expected."

Whose Bible, exactly? Which sect's version of it?

This is state-mandated religious indoctrination by the Christian Taliban, plain and simple. Anyone who says otherwise is lying. And I suppose that Walters is going to send in goons in jackboots and leather trenchcoats to ensure that his orders are being carried out.

Religious indoctrination of children, using state-sanctioned texts. How does this, in spirit, differ from Saudi-funded madrassas?

This is what you get since the Christian Nationalist bigots and the MAGAites have taken over the GOP. If you are OK with kids undergoing forced religious indoctrination, then I am sure of one thing: You are no American that the Founding Fathers would have recognized.