Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
Showing posts with label My god can beat up your god. Show all posts
Showing posts with label My god can beat up your god. Show all posts

Sunday, April 26, 2026

MAGA Moron at Work

This is a little wild:

The Greek Orthodox Church lost control of St. Sophia before Columbus sailed to start the conquest of the Western Hemisphere, when the Ottomans (cool it, JD) took Constantinople. So I don't know what this clown is on about. I mean, I have no regard for Lindsey Graham, but it's not his fault that the Byzantine Empire fell to the Ottoman Empire almost six hundred years ago.

But since when have facts mattered to religious zealots like the Christian Taliban?

Sunday, January 18, 2026

They Worship Jesus, But They Adore Fascism

A Baptist church in St. Paul has, as one of its pastors, a ICE field director.

I could snark about how Jesus wasn't too big on dragging strangers on the ground, tossing them into an unmarked cart and holding them for days, even if they were born there.

But I won't. Because I don't expect the Baptist church to do anything else than ally with the forces of oppression and enslavement.

Thursday, December 25, 2025

Merry Christmas From Our Christian Nationalist Government


Racist, bigoted, neo-Nazis, all of them. Every last member of the Trump Administration.

And if you identify as a Republican and you're not denouncing this shit, you are one of the Trumpist Nazi Party.

Nowhere in the Declaration of Independence or the Constitution does it say that this is a Christian nation.

George Washington didn't proclaim this country to be Christian, far from it. He said that we are a nation of tolerance:

The Citizens of the United States of America have a right to applaud themselves for having given to mankind examples of an enlarged and liberal policy: a policy worthy of imitation. All possess alike liberty of conscience and immunities of citizenship. It is now no more that toleration is spoken of, as if it was by the indulgence of one class of people, that another enjoyed the exercise of their inherent natural rights. For happily the Government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance, requires only that they who live under its protection should demean themselves as good citizens, in giving it on all occasions their effectual support.


This was reiterated several years later in the Treaty of Tripol, which declared that the United States was not founded on the Christian religion.

But none of that matters to the neo-Nazi government that so many of our deluded citizens voted into power.

We must correct this. We must shame and shove these religious tyrants and bigots back into the dark recesses from whence they came. Otherwise, they will continue to take our freedom and liberty from us.

Friday, November 14, 2025

The Conservatives Are Having Conniption Fits About the Pope

He seems to be living the message of Jesus about immigrants and outcasts, and the Right, including the CouchFucker, is all "how dare he".

I suppose that the Leading Fake Christian in Congress is of the same opinion, but I haven't bothered to track it down. Frankly, he's such a despicable and detestable person that I feel an urge to wipe down my keyboard with a bleach wipe after typing his name. He should be greeted in public by people ringing bells and chanting "Shame! Shame!"

And you can totally buy one to ring whenever a politician from the Group of Pedos is about.

Tuesday, July 1, 2025

Word


The three of them are all professed believers in Jesus, who preached about welcoming strangers, feeding the hungry, caring for the sick and the despised. They do none of that.

They are going to all burn in Hell.

And if you are one of those chortling over DeSantis's Dachau, then so will you.

Thursday, May 8, 2025

One Plus for Da Pope

I'm not Catholic. I'm not Christian. So I guess it's fair to say that I don't have a side in the discussion about the new pope.

But I will say this: Anyone who can cause Laura Loomer to lose her fucking mind is alright by me.

Habismus Don't Give a Fuck

White smoke poured out of the Sistine Chapel chimney Thursday, signaling that a pope has been elected to lead the Catholic Church.

Even old guys can't stand being locked out of PornHub for long, it would seem.

Saturday, May 3, 2025

Why Catholics Are Not Now Pillaging and Burning Mar-a-Lago is Beyond My Understanding

One would think that this would be deeply insulting, if not downright blasphemous.

If a reporter asked him what he thought of the Bible, he'd say something along the lines of: "It's a very good book, the best ever. Lots of meaningful stories."

Monday, April 21, 2025

And Now Starting the Meme Timer

Just waiting for the "J.D. Vance killed the Pope" memes to start.

I'm not sure if "pope-killer" is much of an upgrade over "couch-fucker," though.

Wednesday, October 2, 2024

L'Shana Tovah 5785


It's been a tough year. This post, from nearly sixteen years ago, explains why.

Sunday, September 29, 2024

The HMFIC of the First Church of Child Molestation Has an Opinion About Morality

Pope Francis suggested Sunday that Israel’s attacks in Gaza and Lebanon have been “immoral” and disproportionate, saying its military domination has gone beyond the rules of war.

Francis was asked en route home from Belgium about Israel’s targeted killing of one of Hezbollah’s founding members, Hassan Nasrallah. Friday’s strike in Beirut targeted an area greater than a city block and reduced several residential buildings to rubble, and at least six other deaths have been confirmed.

Francis didn’t mention Israel by name and said he was speaking in general terms. But he said that “the defense must always be proportionate to the attack.
”

Right, as if that's a philosophy that we have followed. Ever. A philosophy of warfighting, American style, is "anything worth killing is worth overkilling."

If an enemy hides military assets under/behind civilian infrastructure and people, well, that's just how the cookie crumbles. Hezbollah's HQ was a legitimate military target, as was their now-dead commander, and they hid the HQ under civilian apartment buildings. Israel is in a region of the world that operates under Hama Rules and, when an enemy's clear goal is genocide, the gloves come off.

Tuesday, July 30, 2024

Imagine This

Imagine that Vice President Harris declared that she wasn't a Christian. Imagine the subsequent uproar from the press, the conservatives, and the Christian Taliban.

Yet Orange Felon^34, last Friday, told "my beautiful Christians" that he wasn't Christian. This from a guy who hawks $60 Bibles. His declaration of a lack of faith sank like a stone in a pool of magma. Not a peep out of anyone.

It may have been lost in his promise to not hold elections after 2024. But one might have expected that one of those featherweight journalists might have noticed.

Thursday, June 27, 2024

This Christian Nationalist Religious Indoctrination in Baja Kansas Is Brought to You by the TOFF and His Supremes

Oklahoma’s top education official ordered public schools Thursday to incorporate the Bible into lessons for grades 5 through 12, the latest effort by conservatives to incorporate religion into classrooms.

The directive drew immediate condemnation from civil rights groups and supporters of the separation of church and state, with some calling it an abuse of power and a violation of the U.S. Constitution.

The order sent to districts across the state by Republican State Superintendent Ryan Walters says adherence to the mandate is compulsory and “immediate and strict compliance is expected."

Whose Bible, exactly? Which sect's version of it?

This is state-mandated religious indoctrination by the Christian Taliban, plain and simple. Anyone who says otherwise is lying. And I suppose that Walters is going to send in goons in jackboots and leather trenchcoats to ensure that his orders are being carried out.

Religious indoctrination of children, using state-sanctioned texts. How does this, in spirit, differ from Saudi-funded madrassas?

This is what you get since the Christian Nationalist bigots and the MAGAites have taken over the GOP. If you are OK with kids undergoing forced religious indoctrination, then I am sure of one thing: You are no American that the Founding Fathers would have recognized.

Tuesday, June 25, 2024

About Fucking Time, Haredi Ed

Israel’s Supreme Court on Tuesday ruled unanimously that the military must begin drafting ultra-Orthodox men for compulsory service, a landmark decision that could lead to the collapse of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s governing coalition as Israel continues to wage war in Gaza.

The Haredi are parasites. Everything that the Right used to say about "welfare mamas" plopping kids and gaming the system to get money from the state goes triple for the Haredi. The majority of Israelis are secular and resent the nearly total free ride the Haredi get from the state. The insane political system in Israel gives minority parties like the ultra-Orthodox outsized power. So they inflict their views in society and bear none of the burdens.

Now the bill may be coming due. About time.

Sunday, June 23, 2024

Saturday, June 22, 2024

Bring on the Lawyers, Louisiana Ed.



That is correct. They are going to have to display all of them or pull down the Ten Commandments after enacting this stupid law. All Louisiana has done is to ensure that a lot of lawyers are going to be making a lot of money that will all be paid by the taxpayers of Louisiana.

Which will serve them right.