Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, October 31, 2025

Donald Marie Antoinette Trump

Federal workers are going unpaid, a hunger crisis is looming, people are facing whopping spikes in health insurance premiums.

And while all that is going on, Donnie's bragging about remodeling a shitter.

The "stable genius" needs to retire to his gilded suite in Florida.

ICE the Occupying Army

This isn't a cop. This is the chief of the Border Patrol cosplaying the Battle of Fallujah.

ICE and the CBP aren't cops. Cops are there, nominally, to serve and protect the population. These clowns are cosplaying as soldiers. They're dressed up in their knockoff cammies, hiring the dregs of the employment pool, to occupy and to terrorize.

And they're losing the battle for public opinion.

I gotta be real, I did not suspect we would reach "roving mobs of white folks chanting "shame" at ICE" within 9 months, and it really feels like a sign of how much more horrifying it must be on the ground than those of us not there can even imagine.

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— Ghostly Bree (@mostlybree.kitrocha.com) October 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM

(I'll find a public version of the video and upate this post.) 

Losing the battle for public opinion is fatal in a democracy. When the worm turns, the budgetary axe will fall on these guys. And nobody is really going to want to hire laid-off goons for anything.

What happens when they lose the battle for public opinion in an autocracy, when the population is also armed, is another question.

Nancy Mace is an Arrogant, Entitled Piece of Shit

She was berating the cops and the TSA officers at an airport because, I guess, they didn't lie down and let her walk across their bodies.

Her media staff puke tried to play the Charlie Kirk card. I'm betting the cops weren't impressed.

After all, this is the party that says they back the blue, except when they're beating them with flagpoles,

Where Are the Billionaires?

Between unpaid Federal workers and SNAP recipients, tens of millions are facing a food crisis. States and citizens are donating to food banks to help. Which begs the obvious question:

WHERE ARE THE BILLIONAIRES?

The billionaires are funding Trump’s golden obscenity of a ballroom. They are not opening their hoards of wealth to help anyone else. Is there anything else needed to convince people that the billionaires, the Musks, the Zuckerbergs, the Bezos, the Ellisons, the Waltons and the rest are parasites? They suck the wealth out if the rest if us and give nothing back.

This level of inequality can’t be allowed to go on. Either we’ll fix it the easy way, with tax policy, or we’ll fix it the hard way, the way the French did.

But sooner or later, we will fix this.

Because It's Friday

The Brits love their steam.

Thursday, October 30, 2025

Trump Nails Up the “Whites Only” Sign

The Trump administration is going to restrict the number of refugees it admits into the United States next year to the token level of just 7,500 – and those spots will mostly be filled by white South Africans.

Trump and Pee-Wee German are racist right down to the marrow of their bones. It's who they are. At this point, it's not even debatable.

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The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince

King Charles III on Thursday stripped his disgraced brother Prince Andrew of his remaining titles and evicted him from his royal residence after weeks of pressure to act over his relationship with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

Buckingham Palace said the king “initiated a formal process to remove the Style, Titles and Honours of Prince Andrew.”

Effective immediately, Andrew will be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor and not as a prince, and he will move from his Royal Lodge residence into “private accommodation.”

In England, Epstein's pedo-pal gets told to fuck all the way off. In this country, we elected him to the presidency.

Trump to Male Veterans With Breast Cancer: Die, Fucker, Die

Men do get breast cancer. If they're veterans and they go to the VA for treatment, the VA's position now is that they should go home and die. Because Cadet Bone Spurs believes that real men don't get breast cancer.

But he's so concerned about windmill cancer.

We truly are governed by idiots.

Trump is Confused, Again

President Donald Trump appeared to suggest the U.S. will resume testing nuclear weapons for the first time in three decades, saying it would be on an “equal basis” with Russia and China.

President Demento made those comments after Russia claimed to have tested a nuclear-powered cruise missile, which suggests to me that he confused warjhead testing with missile testing.

Beyond that, this missile is going to essentially be a dirty bomb, which makes it a weapon of mass destruction. And we know how to deal with being hit with a nuclear weapon.

A Year Ago


It all came true.

DHS and ICE Lies

The videos that they've been posting are of different protests, in different cities, some recorded in the last decade and some of other countries.

Remember this: DHS lies about everything, just like their Demented Old Orange Leader.

Wednesday, October 29, 2025

Tuesday, October 28, 2025

The Broken Orange Roomba

That was the impression Trump gave as he wandered around an offical reception in Japan.

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The People Running DHS's Meme Campaign Are Some of the Dumbest Motherfuckers to Ever Touch a Keyboard

This is what they posted:

First off, it takes zero time to find out that a lot of immigrants fought in the Revolution. Without one in particular, Baron von Steuben, the British army would have likely wiped the Continental army off the face of the globe.

Second, and more to the point of this critique, the actor holding the flag in the DHS image is, himself, an immigrant, known of late for being a racist and an antisemite.

But maybe that isn't an accident. ICE and the Border Patrol have a well-earned reputation being brutal, racist and not giving a shit about the rules.

Dumbasses Rule

The head coach of the Portland Trail Blazers and a player for the Miami Heat were arrested Thursday along with more than 30 other people in a takedown of two sprawling gambling operations that authorities said leaked inside information about NBA athletes and rigged poker games backed by Mafia families.

Anybody in the world of sports who did not see this coming the moment the powers that be started talking about legalizing sports betting has rocks for brains. Point-shaving has been going on in basketball for generations, baseball games have been fixed by gamblers since the Civil War. When sports betting and all of the attendant prop bets were legalized, it was just a matter of time until players and coaches got caught up in fixing games.

Monday, October 27, 2025

Sunday, October 26, 2025

Melting These Down, Here









Trump's Nazi Themes

These are the posters that the Department of Labor has posted on its web page:

Change the language to German, change the name of the country to Deutschland, and change the flag to a swastika and their imagery would be indistinguishable from Nazi propaganda posters.

Donnie's Butthurt Tariff

This is from the International Emergency Economic Powers Act of 1977, which the (mal)Administration is relying on as legal authority for the tariffs he's levying on the entire globe:

Any authority granted to the President by section 1702 of this title may be exercised to deal with any unusual and extraordinary threat, which has its source in whole or substantial part outside the United States, to the national security, foreign policy, or economy of the United States, if the President declares a national emergency with respect to such threat.

50 USC 35 Ch.35, Sec.1701b. Nowhere in the IEEPA (sections 1701-1707) does a president have the authority to levy tariffs on another country because his feelings are hurt.

Commandante Bone Spurs seems to believe that he is the state, that his every whim is law.

He is a tyrant; the only saving grace is that he has the attention span of a golden retriever who can easily be distracted by shiny things.

And to all those clowns who paraded around with their muskets when universal health insurance was the question of the day, but are now silent while Pee-Wee German (he/himmler), the Puppy-Slayer and Herr Bone Spurs ramp up their unfit and undereducated secret police: All y'all can go fuck yourselves, your mothers and your horses.

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise

Embraer C-390:

Saturday, October 25, 2025

The Video That Trump and MAGA Don't Want You to See (Updated)

Ronald Reagan on tariffs and free trade:



The Orange Sundowner went full mental, claiming that "Canada cheated on an ad". I don't know how one cheats with an advertisement, but maybe we should defer to him on what is chating because he's been so good at it all of his life.

Caturday

Chip and his favorite hobby:

Friday, October 24, 2025

Because It's Friday

Steam in Youngstown:

Aged Toddler Throws Hissy Fit

The Orange Sundowner terminated trade talks with Canada because he didn't like the ad that Doug Ford ran.

Onions have thicker skins than that Old Malignant Felon-in-Chief. He doesn't just have a glass jaw, he has one that fractures with a light touch. Say something he doesn't like and he gets so, so outraged. Tweener girls have more resiliency to insults than the Document Hoarder of Mar-a-Lago.

Thursday, October 23, 2025

All the Problems in the World, Including the Cost of Living Keeps Going Up, and the Orange Sundowner is Focused on One Thing

And that would be the construction of the Epstein Memorial Ballroom.


The government is shut down. Federal workers are going without pay. SNAP benefits are ending. Health insurance premiums are set to skyrocket. Federal parks and museums are closed. Russia keeps bombing civilians in Ukraine. The Gaza peace deal is falling apart.

But all that Demented Fat Old Bastard cares about is the Epstein Ballroom.

And if that quote from Lyin' Leavitt isn't prominently featured in political ads, then the Dems deserve to lose.

Cleating These Down, Here








So something bad happened in January?