The Kavanaugh Memorial

The memorial for Renee Good, who was killed by an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent, was set on fire Tuesday night, a Minneapolis City Council member said.

Jason Chavez, who represents the area where Good was killed, said someone poured gasoline on a fenced part of the memorial at 33rd Street and Portland Avenue.

The Minneapolis Police Department said someone set fire to a pile of wood, and the fire was extinguished by the time officers arrived around 8:45 p.m. No one was injured, but several items at the memorial site were damaged.

"This is despicable," Chavez wrote in a social media post.

Neighbors and observers worked to extinguish the fire, according to Chavez.

No one has been arrested, police said, and the fire is under investigation.

Meanwhile, noted fascist wimp and asshole buddy of the Hillbilly CouchFucker, Curtis Yarvin, is having a cow because Trump isn't moving fast enough to destroy our republic. I don't know why he just doesn't get on an airplane and fly to a country whose political system would better suit him, but my guess is that he's either too stupid or too lazy to learn Mandarin or Russian.

My guess is that Yarvin, who seems to want to see everything burn down, would lose a fight with a few Brownie Scouts.

CouchBoy Fucks Up His Metaphors

Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"

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— FactPost (@factpostnews.bsky.social) January 22, 2026 at 10:15 AM

So the Trump economy is the equivalent of the RMS Titanic.

For a Yalie, he's thicker than a telephone post.

Never Trust Anyone Who Went to Yale Law School

That is where the CouchFucker went and this is what he said:

“The head of Minnesota’s investigation agencies says the U.S. Attorney’s Office has essentially cut off the state investigation agencies’ access to the investigation,” the reporter said. “What is the precedent for that, and why shouldn’t the Minnesota officials on the ground have access to evidence to work on this investigation?”

Vance answered, “The precedent is very simple: You have a federal law enforcement official engaging in federal law enforcement action — that’s a federal issue. He is protected by absolute immunity. He was doing his job.”

That is not the law. Cops have qualified immunity, but they do not have absolute immunity to kill people. Absolute immunity was enjoyed by Gestapo officers and NKVD agents. Absolute immunity is a police-state principle. It's not the rule in a country govered by laws.

The Faux Hillbilly Sofa-Fucker went to Yale Law School and he most certainly knows better that. He is fucking lying.

But since he works for a demented thug who thinks that he has absolute power, we know that he's spreaking to an audience of one.

Procedural

There is a motion on the floor: "Genital warts" shall be renamed "J.D. Vance".

The Motion has been seconded.

The Chair rules that it has been passed by acclimation.

Upcoming agenda item: Shall having sex with furniture be termed "Vancing"?

On another note:

In video footage of a gaggle with the press on November 14 released by the White House, Trump says, “Quiet, quiet piggy,” as a female reporter, stood off camera, begins to ask a question about the files related to the late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. The president then appears to wave a finger in her face.

A Pulitzer Prize awaits for the first reporter to follow up to one of those misogynistic insults with the question: "Sir, why are you such an immature jerk?"

But notice he never insults white male reporters in that way.

JD Vance is Dumber Than a Box of Hammers; His Schools Should Revoke His Degrees

On Meet the Press, the Faux-Hillbilly Couch-Fucker said this: <br />

If you go back to World War II, if you go back to World War I, if you go back to every major conflict in human history, they all end with some kind of negotiation.

Oh, really.

OK, WWI technically ended by negotiation, in a one-sided treaty that was brought about because the German army was pretty much broken and the home front was increasingly in revolt.

Vance is a tool and not the sharpest one in the box.

The Pedo Conference

Top Trump administration officials will gather at the vice president’s residence Wednesday evening as they continue to weigh whether to publish an audio recording and transcript of Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche’s recent conversation with Jeffrey Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell.
The administration’s handling of the Epstein case, as well as the need to craft a unified response, is expected to be a main focus of the dinner, three sources familiar with the meeting told CNN. The meeting will include White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, Vice President JD Vance, Attorney General Pam Bondi, FBI Director Kash Patel and Blanche.

Not a shred of concern for the victims of Epstein, Maxwell and Trump will be shown. It's all about getting Trump unhoisted from his own petard.

Trump is Suffering from Dain Bramage

This is why:

Trump now calling for a regime change in Iran. Just FYI.

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— Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) June 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM

We are still dealing with the fallout from the last time we engaged in regime change in Iran. What a dumbass.

The Couch-Fucker is no better, claiming that we are not at war with Iran. I don't know about you, but it seems to me that dropping brloody great bombs on a country is an act of war. We kind of took it that way in December of 1941, but Vance will plead ignorance because he wasn't around then.

Couch Boy is One of the Dumbest People in D.C.

First, take in this piece of historical ignorance:

Apparently he has too busy boffing furniture in Ohio to have ever hear of Operation Paperclip. He's never heard of Wernher von Braun?

Weird and stupid. Or ignorant and weird.

And Now Starting the Meme Timer

Just waiting for the "J.D. Vance killed the Pope" memes to start.

I'm not sure if "pope-killer" is much of an upgrade over "couch-fucker," though.

Couch-Boy Publicly States That the Felon-in-Chief Is Fragile

Free speech champion JD Vance warned Volodymyr Zelensky against “badmouthing” Donald Trump who has branded him a “dictator”.

The US Vice President, who lectured European leaders at the Munich Security Conference, on the need for free speech, with flawed claims, stressed that publicly denouncing Trump is an “atrocious way to deal with this administration”.

President Zelenskyy said that the Dictator of Mar-a-Lago is living in a "disinformation space," which was the "badmouthing" that the Faux Hillbilly was whining about. The obvious fact that the Short-Fingered Vulgarian believes Russian propaganda about who began the war and other points is beyond dispute by any rational person.

People who are in politics generally have thick skins. They know that taking critcism is part of the job. But not The Fat Old Felon, oh, no.

And neither does the South African Nazi. When an astronaut dared to correct him, he threw a hissy fit and demanded that the ISS be de-orbited.

I don't know if both of them are malignant narcissists who can't stand anyone telling them "no", or if they are just rich clowns who are high on their own supply. Or both.

Yale: Revoke JD's Law School Diploma, PlusIf You Think Prices Are High Now, Stand By

The Couch-Fucker apparently slept through his first week of law school, where this issue is discussed:

Trump administration officials are openly questioning the judiciary’s authority to serve as a check on executive power as the new president’s sweeping agenda faces growing pushback from the courts.

Over the past 24 hours, officials ranging from billionaire Elon Musk to Vice President JD Vance have not only criticized a federal judge’s decision early Saturday that blocks Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency from accessing Treasury Department records, but have also attacked the legitimacy of judicial oversight, a fundamental pillar of American democracy, which is based on the separation of powers.

“If a judge tried to tell a general how to conduct a military operation, that would be illegal. If a judge tried to command the attorney general in how to use her discretion as a prosecutor, that’s also illegal. Judges aren’t allowed to control the executive’s legitimate power,” Vance wrote on X on Sunday morning.

That is both so wrong and so dangerous that it's almost beyone belief that someone who went to law school for more than two weeks would utter it. CouchBoy is advocating for a dictatorship, where a president can do anything he wants and it's OK. If he truly believes that, his law school diploma should be nullified. If Yale is teaching that to its students, then the school needs to be decertified. And the Faux Hillbilly should be impeached and removed from office for swearing a false oath.

The utter hypocrisy of this view is shown by Vance's opposition to President Biden's canceling student loan debt. So what the bearded fascist is claiming is that it's OK when his master wants to do something, but not when a Democrat does it. That's not a legal principle, that's just a naked power grab.

Meanwhile:

President Donald Trump said he will announce on Monday that the United States will impose 25% tariffs on all steel and aluminum imports, including from Canada and Mexico, as well as other import duties later in the week.

“Any steel coming into the United States is going to have a 25% tariff,” he told reporters Sunday on Air Force One as he flew from Florida to New Orleans to attend the Super Bowl. When asked about aluminum, he responded, “aluminum, too” will be subject to the trade penalties.

Imported steel and aluminum is in almost everything metallic from buildings to drink cans. The prices of those are going up, thanks to Deluded Donnie, who had repeatedly vowed to lower prices on Day One. That's a promise he has made no move whatsoever to keep, because he doesn't give a fuck about the people who voted for him because they thought he'd do a beter job on the economy.

JD Vance Admits That He Tells Lies

In a stunning admission, the Republican vice-presidential candidate, JD Vance, said he was willing “to create stories” on the campaign trail while defending his spreading false, racist rumors of pets being abducted and eaten in a town in his home state of Ohio.

Vance’s remarks came during an appearance on Sunday on CNN’s State of the Union, where he said he felt the need “to create stories so that the … media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people”.

Asked by the CNN host Dana Bash whether the false rumors centering on Springfield, Ohio, were “a story that you created”, Vance replied, “Yes!”

So there we have it: Vance lies and he admits to lying. You can't believe a word he says about anything, which makes him a perfect running mate for Felon^34.

Pete Buttigieg has the right of it:

Remarkable confession by JD Vance this morning when he said he will “create stories” (that is, lie) to redirect the media.

All this to change the subject away from abortion rights, manufacturing jobs, taxation of the rich, and the other things clearly at stake in this election.

— Pete Buttigieg (@PeteButtigieg) September 15, 2024

Sick as it sounds, the COFF and the Sofaphile would rather us talk about their fake stories than things like abortion, voting rights and so on. They'd rather we talk about whether or not Cadet Bone Spurs is cheating, again, on his wife.

Vance Advocates Surrendering to Putin in Order to Have Peace in Our Time

Make no mistake: His self-styled peace plan is nothing more than a surrender. His idea is what Russia keeps what it has taken and Ukraine is left on its own to whither. it's a plan Putin can love and it's based on the usual lies about how the Europeans have not been doing their part to support Ukraine. And it's a plan that likely sounds even harsher in its original Russian.

This is nothing more than an appeasement plan. But other than the USSR, it has been Republican ideology for generations that dictators are to be admired and appeased. Because they have a deep-seated hatred of democracy.

And anybody who doesn't think that Vance's appeasement plan won't lead to more aggression by Russia is pretty fucking ignorant.

Family of Slain Boy Implores MAGA Republicans to Stop Using His Memory to Push Their Hate

The father of the 11-year-old boy killed last year when a minivan driver struck his school bus spoke at Tuesday’s Springfield City Commission meeting, again pleading with the community to stop using his son’s name as part of hateful statements toward Haitian immigrants.

Nathan Clark, Aiden Clark’s father, stood next to his wife Danielle at a packed City Commission meeting, urging people to cease using his son to further their political views.

“I wish that my son, Aiden Clark, was killed by a 60-year-old white man. I bet you never thought anyone would say something so blunt, but if that guy killed my 11-year-old son, the incessant group of hate-spewing people would leave us alone,” Clark told the city hall forum. “The last thing that we need is to have the worst day of our lives violently and constantly shoved in our faces, but even that’s not good enough for them. They take it one step further. They make it seem that our wonderful Aiden appreciates your hate, that we should follow their hate.”

Inconvenient truths for the MAGA bigots, including the Weird Hillbilly Sofaphile:

Aiden wasn't "murdered". He was killed in a motor vehicle crash. The driver of the other vehicle was a Haitian immigrant on legally protected status (so he's here legally) and he had valid Ohio ID. But those facts don't stop the MAGA racists and xenophobes from spewing their hate.

They are just despicable sacks of barely sentient goo.

More Right-Wing Weird Shit

Oh, they so hate it when their incel fascism is reported.

Demented Donnie went on some rant at the Moms for Book-Burning about how kids can go to school and come home in a few days with their gender surgically changed.

“But the transgender thing is incredible. Think of it. Your kid goes to school and comes home a few days later with an operation. The school decides what’s going to happen with your child and you know many of these childs [sic] 15 years later say, what the hell happened? Who did this to me? They say, who did this to me? It’s incredible.”

That is some Grade-A Seriously Stupid Shit that was flowing out of his mouth, there. Of course, none of the Women for Nazism dared raise a finger and ask the COFF "what the fuck are you saying, you moron."

While Declining Don was blathering to that group, the Bearded Sofaphile was busily doing damage control from earlier insulting working mothers:

Donald Trump’s running mate, JD Vance, said that professional women “choose a path to misery” when they prioritize careers over having children in a September 2021 podcast interview in which he also claimed men in America were “suppressed” in their masculinity.

The Ohio senator and vice-presidential candidate said of women like his classmates at Yale Law School that “pursuing racial or gender equity is like the value system that gives their life meaning … [but] they all find that that value system leads to misery”.

In that discussion, SofaBoy accused Democrats of using charges of racism as a cudgel and then went on to a series of racist rants about immigrants. One might plausibly suggest checking the garment bags in his closet for a set of white sheets and a pointy white hat with eyeholes. For if he's not a white supremacist, he does a damn fine job of imitating one.

Speaking of immigrants:

Heh. Heh.

Mike Lupica said: “J.D. Vance is such a bad pick I can’t believe the Jets didn’t draft him.”

The Tired Wannabee Dictator apparently doesn't understand the English language, because he arguably called himself "defective". He was speaking at an event for Moms Support Fascism and, of course, nobody there understood that point. Because they're about burning books, not learning from them.

The dumb bastard party is apparently pushing to shut down the government at the start of the new fiscal year. The few remaining sentient adults in that party know full well that government shutdowns not only don't work, the American people (minus the MAGA Morons) know damn well who was responsible for them, for when the hostages get killed, the hostage-takers are the ones at fault.

Bobby Brain-Worm is suing North Carolina to get off the ballot and New York to stay on it. I suppose there is some sort of rational reason for both moves, but it looks as relentlessly skeevy as he is.

The Lying Sofaphile

Republican vice presidential candidate JD Vance says Donald Trump would not support a national abortion ban if elected president and would veto such legislation if it landed on his desk.

The TOFF lies and so does the Couching Hillbilly. Demented Donnie has been bleating for years that he is oh, so proud of appointing the Christian Nationist justices who struck down reproductive freedom. He has proposed a national abortion ban before. The only reason he is backing away from that is because only his American Taliban supporters want one.

You could lay a good bet that if he got in and a MAGA congress sent him such a bill, he would sign it in a New York second. I doubt that you'd get odd, though.

Hey, JD, Let Me Couch This in Terms You'll Understand: Look At Who Your Running-Mate Is, Bud.

So the Faux Hillbilly is going around, slamming Gov. Watz for "stolen valor". When he's not doing that, he's complaining about Democrats engaging in name-calling.

Jeebus on a Bus, has he taken a look at the nasty old fat fuck he's running with? You know, the guy whose father allegedly paid a podiatrist to write a letter to Donnie's draft board about Donnie's alleged bone spurs so he could stay out of the Army during the Vietnam War? The guy who insults everyone and anyone who has ever opposed anything that he wants to do, beginning with Low Energy Jeb and claiming that Ben Carson was a child molester in 2016? The guy who says that he is entitled to make personal attacks?

That guy?

Something about motes and logs in people's eyes comes to mind.

No, I Believe That He Said "Fucking Bitch."

Former President Donald Trump reportedly has used a slur often targeted at women to describe Vice President Kamala Harris during at least two private conversations. His campaign denies it.

The New York Times cited two people who, on different occasions, heard Trump call Harris a “b——.” The people were granted anonymity to describe private discussions.

Anyone who believes that the TOFF didn't say that hasn't been paying attention for the last nine years. Dolt-45 has little to no regard for women and that is a well-established fact.

Meanwhile, JD Vance got off his couch to protest that the Democrats are engaged in name-calling. Others wondered if Vance had ever met or listened to Trump, who has been hurling insults and engaging in name-calling since he descended his golden escalator.

The Faux-Hillbilly Sofaphile Is a Creepy Stalker

J.D. Vance briskly marched up to Air Force 2, Kamala Harris’ plane, planning to give political reporters a show as he confronted the vice president uninvited on Wednesday. His power play dreams, like most of his chaotic veep run, were immediately thwarted once he realized Harris was not present.

Time to take out a restraining order on that asshat. Care to be whether or not the FOFF egged him on to it, hoping that Vice President Harris's security detail would shoot Vance, so he can pick somebody else?