Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, February 18, 2025

One Would Think Musk's Nazis Would be More Efficient

None of the DOGEjungen would be eaten by zombies because they'e lacking in brains.

The United States Department of Agriculture on Tuesday said that, over the weekend, it accidentally fired "several" agency employees who are working on the federal government's response to the H5N1 avian flu outbreak.

In a statement, the agency said it is trying to quickly reverse the firings.

"Although several positions supporting [avian flu] were notified of their terminations over the weekend, we are working to swiftly rectify the situation and rescind those letters," a USDA spokesperson said in a statement. "USDA’s Food Safety and Inspection Service frontline positions are considered public safety positions, and we are continuing to hire the workforce necessary to ensure the safety and adequate supply of food to fulfill our statutory mission.
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Idiots. I expect that a lot of the firings will be reversed because the DOGEholes are claiming performance issues when a shitload of the people being fired have excellent performance reviews.

Beyond that, I would not be surprised if the survivng Federal workers end up being radicalized against everything that the Musk Administration seeks to do and implements creative and undetectable sabotage moves. Nobody knows better how to gum up the works without leaving fingerprints like an experienced bureaucrat. For it is really stupid to make enemies out of the people who work for you.

2 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

closing paragraph: hint hint hint

w3ski said...

I was once fired and then rehired the same day. I filed a workers comp suit against a car owner whos car ran me over in the shop, and the suit named my job so the boss thought I was suing him. My lawyer tried to tell him not to do that, his lawyer told him not to do that or I could own the shop, and he finally listened. I didn't lose any money that day, but I lost all respect for that job. I was until I left, a hostile employee. I can't imagine these folks will take it much better.
w3ski