Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, February 18, 2025

Donald Trump is Either Delusional or a Russian Asset

President Donald Trump suggested Tuesday that Ukraine was responsible for Russia's invasion of the country three years ago, arguing Kyiv could have made a deal to avoid the conflict.

“You should have never started it,” Trump said of Ukraine while criticizing President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, who had expressed concern that his country was not included in talks between the U.S. and Russia in Saudi Arabia.

That is naked revisionism akin to blaming Poland for staring World War Two.

Ukraine did not attack Russia. Ukraine did not invade Russia. Anyone who maintains otherwise is a complete and total moron.

Trump is either an idiot or a Russian tool. There is no viable third choice, other than "all of the above".

5 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Maybe those nudes of Melania were just a reminder of the pee pee tapes. When was the last time someone echoed the germaphobe story?

w3ski said...

He's just echoing the Putin line he got on one of his phone calls. I doubt he's had an original thought in ages.
w3ski

Comrade Misfit said...

He's a small man with the self-doubt of one. He is mentally puny, but he has the street-smart venality of a weasel.

He's not interested in doing anything to help those who voted for him; all he craves is the approval of rich men like Elon and powerful men like Putin. And it's pretty clear that they have the same regard for Trump that they would for a wrench from Harbor Freight: Use it and then discard it without a qualm.

Eck! said...

Felon-47 is an Idiotic delusional asset with small man syndrome.

Did I miss anything?

Eck!

ColdSoldier said...

Ok. The wrench from Harbor Freight made laugh.

Don’t agree with anything else.

I’m using that again though.