Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, February 22, 2025

Shorter Trump: No Bigotry Here, No Siree

So far, he's removed three service chiefs: The Chairman, the CNO and the Commandant of the Coast Guard.

One Black man and two women, all replaced with white men. The dude named as Chairman isn't qualified for the job, other than by skin color.

No bigotry here, you betcha.

He also fired all of the JAGs, evidently to ensure that the lawyers in uniform get the message that they owe allegiance to the Short-Fingered Vulgarian, not to the Constitution or the law.

Which brings us to the next question: apparently, Disgustus Maximus wants to use soldiers for guarding his internment camps. That may do wonders for retention, as nobody signed up to be a fucking concentration camp guard.

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