Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, February 4, 2025

Trump's Egg Surcharge

The soaring price of eggs has forced Waffle House to add a temporary surcharge on customers’ orders.

The Georgia-based chain is adding a 50-cent charge per egg because of the “nationwide rise in cost of eggs,” according to signs posted at its restaurants
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He said he'd do something about it, so maybe instead of polishing Elon's knob, he can turn his attention to doing something that benefits Americans.

3 comments:

Eck! said...

Much of the price of eggs are the middlemen taking profit...I meant gouging.

Eck!

montag said...

If Old Bumblefuck ever did anything good for America, his caregivers would have him declared incompetent and install Jimmy Donuts in a heartbeat.

w3ski said...

I was wondering about that. We don't have a Waffle House but we have a Denny's chain and they serve a lot of breakfasts. They have to be hurting from the cost of eggs and I wondered if they'd have to up the prices on their breakfasts to cover it. An egg surcharge seems to be more equitable. But 50 cents apiece? That seems a bit excessive to me. 2 eggs don't cost them a buck, especially wholesale.
w3ski