Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, April 3, 2024

Judge Cannon is Either Incompetent or is Cooking the TOFF's Documents Trial

I'd like to think that she's an idiot, for that is a bit more charitable than her trying to fix the trial for the guy who appointed her.

But she'd have to be disbarment-level incompetent for the former.

Judge for yourself.

Anyone Who Does a Deal With That Grifter is a Greedy Moron

Donald Trump is suing two co-founders of Trump Media & Technology Group, the newly public parent company of his Truth Social platform, arguing that they should forfeit their stock in the company because they set it up improperly.

Anyone stupid enough to do a deal with that clown deserves whatever bad shit happens to him. For they knew he was a snake when they signed the papers.

Tuesday, April 2, 2024

Israel Steps On Its Crank, Again

Some of Israel’s closest allies on Tuesday condemned the deaths of seven aid workers who were killed by airstrikes in Gaza — a loss that prompted multiple charities to suspend food deliveries to Palestinians on the brink of starvation.

The deaths of the World Central Kitchen workers threatened to set back efforts by the U.S. and other countries to open a maritime corridor for aid from Cyprus to help ease the desperate conditions in northern Gaza.
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World Central Kitchen said it had coordinated with the Israeli military over the movement of its cars. Three vehicles moving at large distances apart were hit in succession. They were left incinerated and mangled, indicating multiple targeted strikes
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I get the fog of war, but damn! That's some Russian-grade murderous bullshit.

Hamas's strategy in this war has been to use their people as human shields and dare the Israelis to come after them. Israel took them up on that. The blowback has been fierce and predictable.

The TOFF's Favorite Judge's Thumb on the Scales

The prospects of Donald Trump going to trial in July on charges of retaining national security documents, as suggested by special counsel prosecutors, are rapidly diminishing, with the judge overseeing the case yet to issue a schedule weeks after she was presented with the potential options.

The US district judge Aileen Cannon received proposed trial start dates from Trump and the special counsel Jack Smith more than a month ago in advance of a hearing ostensibly to settle the matter in Fort Pierce, Florida, but she has still not decided when the proceeding will begin.

As a result, Trump has been able to avoid filing certain pre-trial motions that have to be completed before the case can proceed to trial, playing into his strategy of trying to delay the case as much as possible before the 2024 election in November.

It sure seems as though Cannon is doing her best to ensure that things tilt the TOFF's way. Setting trial dates should be relatively easy, it's not as though that requires her law clerk to do any research.

If it walks like a Trumpy booklicker.....

And Then There Were None

LCDR Lou Conter, USN-ret, the last survivor of the sinking of the USS Arizona, has died. He was 102.

Conter was a quartermaster on the Arizona. After the ship sank, he went to flight school and flew PBYs, flying 200 missions as a night raider. He was shot down twice and, each time, kept his crew calm until they were rescued.

Fair winds and following seas, Commander.

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To Conservatives, "DEI" is a Synonym For N****r

Mayor Brandon Scott has come to expect overt and not-so-overt racism.

The latest example came in the aftermath of Tuesday morning’s Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse. Within hours, Scott said he started to notice social media posts labeling him as a “DEI Mayor.”

Scott immediately bristled at the dog whistle.

“We know what these folks really want to say when they say DEI mayor,” he told The Banner. “Whether it is DEI or clown. They really want to say the N-word. But there is nothing they can do and say to me that is worse than the treatment of my ancestors. I am proud of who I am and where I come from.”

Mayor Scott won his election fair and square, but that matters not to the Royal Association of Butthurt White Folk. Those calling him the "DEI Mayor" probably were taking a break from ironing their white robes and prepping 4x4s for their next cross-burning.

The Mayor is right: They don't have the guts to come right out and call him a n*****r. Instead, they use dog-whistles like "DEI" and "woke".

The Orange Moron has been the leader in making it acceptable for racists to be racist in public.