Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Poor Little Jeffrey's Memory

Lord only knows how Jeff Sessions remembers how to feed himself, given that his memory is so awful.

6 comments:

B said...

Link appears to be bad?

Comrade Misfit said...

I'll fix it when I can get to a real computer.

dinthebeast said...

Kinda reminiscent of Alberto Gonzalez who had trouble recalling all of that stuff back in the day.

-Doug in Oakland

Nangleator said...

I'm telling ya... this administration's officials need to have mounted cameras/mics like we make police wear. Malfunctions mean jail time.

We can't run a country with a bunch of short-term-memory victims. We all NEED this.

B said...

Which DNC candidate repeatedly said "I cannot recall"? HMMM

Comrade Misfit said...

So, you're going with the "But Billy did it, toooo! Noooo faaaaiiirrrr!!" defense?