Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, February 21, 2015

Caturday

Jake noir.

5 comments:

Mike R said...

Jake is sad because he only has 5 or 6 choices of food and too many decisions on where to sleep.

He looks like such a sweet old timer.

BadTux said...

"Hello, Sweetheart. Of all the gin joints in all the cities in every nation of this here planet, what brings you to mine?"

BadTux said...

And like all noir heros, he is of course wearing a tuxedo :).

Nangleator said...

A good imitation of Henri:

http://youtu.be/0M7ibPk37_U?list=PLus0YZufzZ8C3eF3RYgyAXdJhfu3xJhn1

Comrade Misfit said...

Henri is a long-haired pretender. Jake is the real deal.

Cats don't suffer from existential angst. Cats are too cool for that.