Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Caturday; Furniture Edition

Jake sleeps on his chair.


Many years ago and a few residences back, I replaced my bedroom furniture. I bought this chair so that my bedroom could also be a quiet space. The chair was immediately appropriated by my two cats, George and Gracie. More Gracie, because she was the queen cat. When Jake came along, he liked to sleep in it, too, but often, Gracie would kick him off it. I soon put a throw over the chair, instead of constantly cleaning the cat hair from the chair's fabric.

Now Jake's an only cat and that chair is a preferred sleeping spot. When it's cold, he'll go warm his bones on one of the heated cat beds. But the chair is a year-round favorite.

I've never really used the chair, myself.

2 comments:

Keaaukane said...

If you are down to one cat, perhaps you should get a kitten. If Jake could handle it.

Comrade Misfit said...

Jake's about 19 years old. I doubt if having a kitten running around would sit well with him.