Caturday

"I have my eye on you!"

Let's See if the Press Has Any Balls

Trump is kicking out MSNOW, Politico and CNN from covering the White House.

If the WHCA has any balls, they'd all walk out and leave the White House to Fox, NewsMax and Russia Today.

Because It's Friday

AT&SF 2926

That tesescoping stack looks weird.

More Russian Cannon Fodder

Amid rumors of a new mobilization, senior Russian officials have spent recent months trying to open accounts at foreign banks and move their assets abroad, Bloomberg reported, citing documents it had obtained.

According to Bloomberg, draft office employees are doing the same, and advising friends and relatives to leave Russia.

Given the willingness of Putin and his generals to feed thousands upon thousands of poorly-trained soldiers into the abbatoir that is his war, I wouldn't discount the rumors.

Itching These Down, Here

Speaking of Law and Order

A New Hampshire judge on Thursday dismissed the latest petition for a new trial from Pamela Smart, who is serving life in prison for orchestrating the murder of her husband by her teenage student more than three decades ago.

Smart, 59, was a 22-year-old high school media coordinator when she began an affair with the 15-year-old boy who later fatally shot her husband, Gregory Smart, in Derry in 1990.

Hard to believe that well over thirty years have gone by since this was the "crime of the century". Or "of the moment".

“Who is the Animal F—ker, Kash”?

A song.

NSFW, but worthy of full-speaker mode.

"Justice needs standards or law becomes costume."

When Danger Reared Its Ugly Head, Mike Johnson Bravely Turned His Tail and Fled.

Speaker Mike Johnson is closing up the House early, sending lawmakers home Wednesday to campaign for the midterm elections after what he claims is the most productive Congress in decades.

How he lies. Fewer bills have made it into law in this Congress than any other in the last fifty-four years.

Slippering These Down, Here

Let's conduct the experiment, shall we?

Speaking of rich shitbirds, here's Bill Ackman:

Ackman's a billionaire for whom walking away from a house would be,
if you were worth $100,000, losing $100.
But most people can't do that and if they can't sell their homes
because the houses are no longer insurable, they can't fucking move.

So yes, let's try eating the fucking rich.

Meanwhile, JD is the dumbest motherfucker in the Administration:

So let's send him to jail.

Trump and Miller are Just Fucking Evil and Racist

They're holding Somais in Gitmo because they're Somali.

No other real reason (other than bullshit).