Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, February 3, 2025

Delusional Donnie Fucks Up, Again

He ordered billions of gallons released from a reservoir to feed water to Southern California for fighting wildfires. Except that the water was in that reservoir for agrucultural use, it went into a dry lakebed that doesn't feed to SoCal.

Billions of gallons of water went to waste because the Moronic Felon wanted to turn on a nonexistent faucet.

Shades of injecting bleach to cure Covid.

3 comments:

Eck! said...

What worse is what he ordered, full channel flow, last time that was done the resultant flooding and property damage was notable.

Failure by you own hand is the ultimate humiation, assuming he can be humiliated. But it will be blow back on the party that counts more.

Eck!

dinthebeast said...

The local water managers convinced the Army Corps of Engineers that fully opening the dams would cause flooding, so they only opened them far enough to waste all of that water... The atmospheric river hits tomorrow, so the flooding would have been spectacular.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dan gerene said...

Trump will now blame the Democrats because they showed how that all he did for the Puerto Rican storm damage in his first Reign of Error was throw paper towels.
" You just can't please those leftists. I was going to use my Magic Sharpie and draw a hundred mile pipe to get the water to the fires but Sleepy Joe and Crooked Hillary stole it."