Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Out of Power, Out of the Closet

Ken Mehlman, President Bush's campaign manager in 2004 and a former chairman of the Republican National Committee, has told family and associates that he is gay.
Of course he comes out after the party of the Confederacy is out of power (and he's safely in the private sector and working in the second-most gay friendly city in the nation). When Melman was working for Chimpy and when he was head of the RNC, if he had said "hey, folks, I'm gay," they would have run him out of DC faster than Bob Irsay yanked the Colts out of Baltimore.

3 comments:

montag said...

So it took him 43 years to be comfortable with being gay. And how many years to make amends for all the pain and misery he enabled?

Anonymous said...

"He often wondered why gay voters never formed common cause with Republican opponents of Islamic jihad..."

How very typical of the Republican mindset, to exaggerate the importance of a potential threat while being oblivious to immediate ones.

BadTux said...

The funny thing is that even when he was the Shrubbery's campaign manager, my gaydar was going off big-time every time I saw Mehlman. It was pretty clear to me -- and probably to pretty much everybody other than Mehlman's closet door -- that ole' Kenny boy was gayer than the gay mayor of Gaytown. Only good thing to say is that, unlike typical tighty righty closet cases, Mehlman never engaged in the kind of gay bashing that closet cases often do in order to head off questions about their own sexuality. But then, of course, as campaign manager and RNC head he had people for that...

- Badtux the Gaydar-deafened Penguin