Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Republicans Stand Up For Tax Cheating Corporations
Not For the 9-11 Responders

Jon Stewart looks at the Republicans standing up for the tax-cheating companies.

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Why did the Republicans give a shit whether or not a handful of illegal immigrants received any benefits from this bill? If there were illegal immigrants who had the guts to show up on 9-11 and pitch in, good for them, and what level of bitter asshole do you have to be to want to punish them?

Why did the Democrats lack the balls to stand up to the Republicans on this and just vote down that stupid amendment from the party of Hoover? Oh, I forgot, I know the answer to that one: Because the Democrats are a bunch of spineless pussies.

And could Dana Perino be any more of a babbling airhead?

This is Anthony Weiner's full unloading on the Republicans, in case you haven't read any blog anywhere in the last week:

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