Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 6, 2010

Brave, Brave, Brave Federal Officer

Namely, the one who gunned down a dog in a dog park in Severn, MD. The county cops apparently tried to sweep it all under the rug, but thanks in part to the Internet, the story isn't going away. There was a memorial service, where the cops were apparently concerned about a riot or something.

There was also the standard line from the cop's attorney that "the shooting was justified", as if that's never been said before.

(Continuing coverage here.)

4 comments:

One Fly said...

The sonofabitch needs to be knee capped himself.

Nangleator said...

At some point, we're going to need some sort of armed group tasked with the protection of citizens from the growing threat of these badged gangs.

Perhaps we can also figure out how to cut off the funding of these threats to public safety.

Maybe the gangs get to keep their budgets, but each round fired other than at paper targets cost the gang five thousand dollars. Each use of a taser costs five thousand dollars. Let's see how scared they are of pets and bicyclists and black motorists they are then.

BadTux said...

The cop thought the dog had a gun and was in fear for his life, of course. Duh!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Anonymous said...

Wow. The think about the memorial reads almost like a threat with its statement about more police presence than usual. Like between the lines it says "So, hey, yeah, get mouthy and we will shoot your dog, too."

Or is that just me in paranoia mode?