Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Police Fuckery in Florida

A motorist passing-by took a photo of two teenagers exposing themselves. The county sheriff immediately arrested him for possession of kiddie porn.

Meanwhile, in Pensacola, a cop in a moving police car used a taser to zap a kid on a bike, whose only offense was fleeing from the cop. When the kid fell from the bike, the cop ran him over with the car, killing the kid. Predictably, a judge didn't think that there was anything wrong with that.

Shooting a fleeing kid on a bike with a firearm is illegal, even in places like Florida. It is high time that the use of a taser should be equivalent to the use of a firearm.

(H/T for both)

1 comment:

montag said...

The cop in Pensacola who ran over the kid was also caught on a backup cruisers dash cam planting his "drop gun" on the kid under the car. When his body was removed from under the car, a 9mm was found in his pocket, wiped clean of any fingerprints.